You know, I often wonder if I would change anything about my life, would I?[break][break]

Pfft! Heck no! My life is just way too much fun![break][break]

Oh, but where are my manners? Hey. My name is Domino, a wanted outlaw, thanks for asking! And yes, I’m incredibly adorable, thanks for noticing! Seeing my face always cheers me up, even when the day is super duper gloomy. Oh, but don’t expect it to have that effect on you when I’m done here. Or even within the next ten seconds. What, you expected a friendlier greeting? Well, then maybe don’t visit my home. Ever.[break][break]

Alright, listen carefully, cause I’m only going to say this once: You, whoever you might be out there, I don’t like you. I don’t like any of you. Yeah, I look friendly, I may seem friendly, but I’m the meanest Emolga you’ll ever meet.[break][break]

Which is saying a lot, because we Emolga aren’t exactly the nicest Pokemon around. I should know, I am one.[break][break]

Now you all might be wondering why it is that little ol’ me is going around stealing stuff that doesn’t exactly belong to me, and why I hate other Pokemon. Oh, what’s that? You don’t care? Good, cause I don’t care what you think either, so I’m gonna tell my story anyway. Oh, quit whining, it’s not going to be that long. I don’t really like getting into… touchy details, and don’t expect me to ever mention this again.[break][break]

Also, if you tell anyone, I will murder you. And you do not wanna be murdered by an Emolga. Not only is it humiliating, it’s also painful.[break][break]

How do I know that? Well… let’s just say I got really close to getting my paws dirty one time.[break][break]

But enough about that, time to talk about my past. Or, rather, what I care to share about it. Now, as far as I care, I’m an orphan. Oh, my parents aren’t exactly dead or anything, but they’re dead to me, okay? And I’m not going into details on that either. All I’m gonna say is… well, I… wasn’t always a thief, believe it or not. I used to be a regular, stupid little Pokemon who had a “bright future” and believed that “everyone’s got a little good in them”.[break][break]

Hah! I was so stupid…[break][break]

Nah, see, I’m getting the sinking suspicion that you’re confused, so let me elaborate. Sure, some Pokemon are good, I guess, but not everyone has a little good in them. What my parents failed to teach me was that the opposite was true. Everyone has a little evil in them, whether they’re good or not. Even the so-called “good” Pokemon will lie if they have to. Even the “decent” Pokemon will steal from their sibling or a stranger. Everyone does despicable things, but you know what it is that makes me hate the so-called “good” Pokemon so much?[break][break]

They’re always quick to point the finger at a Pokemon like me for stealing, because I’m a “bad” Pokemon, and yet I see them lying to each other on a regular basis. They think they’re so much better than us, but all they are are a bunch of hypocrites. I was ten when I learned that lesson, and I ended up running away from home almost immediately, since my parents couldn’t give me the answers I wanted.[break][break]

I haven’t seen them since, and I don’t care to ever see or talk to or about them ever again. And don’t ask me why, either! I know the whole lie thing seems petty, but that’s the only thing you’re gonna know about it, alright?[break][break]

Anyway, ever since then, I’ve been on the road, stealing wherever I can in the early dawn or the dead of night. I’ve been getting away with it for four years, getting under the Guild’s skin, which is simply lovely to me. I hate that organization of hypocrites. I hope I’m making their lives miserable, cause it’s what they deserve. They act like they’re on top of the world, but it took them this long to figure out that I’m bad enough to plaster my face on a wanted poster. That certainly got some of the townspeople surprised, but I don’t care. [break][break]

I’ll figure out a way to go around town during the day. Maybe all I need's a disguise or something. Yeah. Maybe if I play my cards right I can look like a completely different Pokemon or something… Or pretend I’m blind or whatever. I’ll think of something. Whatever the case, I have to be on the down low for now. Wouldn’t want those Guild members to figure everything out.[break][break]

...Hm? Are you still here? Well beat it! Oh, and if you go telling everyone where I live, don’t bother. I’ll have a plan ready by then. At best, I’ll make you look like a loon. At worst, I’ll have you arrested for trespassing. Buh bye!

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